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POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

Postby Pip » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:06 pm


After the accident, late at night, he finally regained consciousness.

He opened his eyes. He was in the hospital and in terrible pain. He found himself in A&E with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask on his face, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him.

He realised that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation. The nurse was kind and attractive.
She gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly, clearly enunciating each word.

"You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow, he managed to mumble a response.

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"Can I feel just your tits, then?"


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Re: POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

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