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Postby Pip » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:08 pm

8:00 am - I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 - The Police arrive saying someone has been offended

8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

Moral: There is no moral to this story.
It's just the world in which we live today and it is going to get worse.
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Re: Snowman

Postby changijail » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:03 pm

PIP,you are so right,its a sad world we are living in.BUT there is also so much joy and happiness,we all stand at the junction of which path to walk,LOVE will always trump the darkness.Keep smiling. :D
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Re: Snowman

Postby stardragon9 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:45 pm

So very very correct and sad at the same time Pip. There are times I look at the way people act towards each other anymore and don't know if I should laugh or cry. :confused

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Re: Snowman

Postby ctaulbee » Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:30 am

You should make a little snow dog for the couple, then you can get the animal rights activists fired up too, lmao.

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Re: Snowman

Postby VincentLupo » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:00 am

You can't please anyone.
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Re: Snowman

Postby ctaulbee » Sun Jul 15, 2018 6:24 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL
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