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Postby changijail » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:43 am

A man walks into a bar with a ‘reasonably small crocodile’
The barman says " No dangerous animals allowed in here"
The man says "This crocodile isn’t dangerous, in fact I trust it so much I bet you twenty euro I could put my member in its mouth and leave it there for at least thirty seconds The barman takes him up on the bet and the man gently places his member in the crocodile’s mouth. The crowd gasp as the crocodile closes it mouth. The man counts up to thirty and then taps the croc’ on the head with an empty bottle to make it open its mouth. He then challenges anyone in the bar to have a go, A woman stands up and says I’ll give it a go, but don’t hit me so hard on the head with the bottle.
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Re: Joke 2

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Postby VincentLupo » Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:32 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Joke 2

Postby ctaulbee » Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:56 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Joke 2

Postby dirk8837 » Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:58 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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