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The Irish Furniture Dealer

Postby Pip » Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:42 am

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he went to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris, he visited some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home.

To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table and asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language.

After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her:
She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it and showed it to her:
She nodded once more.

So, they left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing.

She nodded again and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up at which time, back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a nice comfortable bed.

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And do you know, to this very day,
Murphy is completely buggered and has absolutely no idea, as to how she figured out he was in the furniture business!
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Good one :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Good one Pip! :LOL
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