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Postby Pip » Fri Sep 07, 2018 10:35 am

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.
I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
“I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow, would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked,
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"What kind of beer you got?"
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Re: Beer

Postby VincentLupo » Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:57 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Beer

Postby chouette » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:18 am

Oh my... :LOL
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