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CURTAIN RODS

Postby Pip » Sat Sep 15, 2018 1:57 pm



CURTAIN RODS

On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into
boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.

On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful
dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background music,
and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, a bottle of
spring-water, 3 cans of sardines.

When he'd finished, he went into each and every room and deposited a few
half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar, and some sardines into the hollow
center of the curtain rods.

He then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

On the fourth day, the wife came back with her new boyfriend, and at first
all was bliss.

Then, slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place. Vents
were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set
off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days,
and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked!...People stopped coming over to visit.

Repairmen refused to work in the house...The maid quit.

Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to
move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they
couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their
calls.

Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a
huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

Then the ex called the woman and asked how things were going. She told him
the saga of the rotting house. He listened politely and said that he missed
his old home terribly and would be willing to reduce his divorce settlement
in exchange for having the house.

Knowing he could have no idea how bad the smell really was, she agreed on a
price that was only 1/10 th of what the house had been worth ... but only
if he would sign the papers that very day.

He agreed, and within two hours her lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.

A week later the woman and her boyfriend stood smiling as they watched the
moving company pack everything to take to their new home and to spite the
ex-husband...
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they even took the curtain rods!


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