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How Adam got Eve

Postby Pip » Sat Jan 05, 2019 2:44 pm

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you

discover clothing, she will wash it for you.

"She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will

always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.

"She will praise you!

"She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked,
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"What can I get for just a rib?"

Of course the rest is history!!!!
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Funny! :LOL :LOL :LOL
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