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Postby changijail » Sun Mar 10, 2019 6:49 pm

"What's your name?", asked the teacher.

"Mohammad," he replied.

"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "so from now on you will be known as Mike."

Mohammad returned home after school.

"How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked.

"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now and my name is Mike."

"Are you ashamed of your name?" his mother asked. "Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"

With that his mother laid a beating on him.

Then she called his father, who also laid a beating on him.

The next day Mohammad was back in his classroom at school.

The teacher saw all his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?" she asked.

"Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Muslims."
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