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The thief

Postby Pip » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:32 pm

A thief entered a house mid-afternoon.

He tied up the woman, and at gunpoint asked the man to hand over the jewellery
and money.

The man started sobbing and said, “You can take anything you want. You can
kill me also. But please, untie the rope and free her.”

Thief: “Man, you must really love your wife!”

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“No, I really don't, but she will be home shortly”.
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Re: The thief

Postby Roseflamingo » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:16 pm

:emo14 :emo13

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