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Postby Pip » Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:57 am

Five surgeons are discussing what type of person makes the best patient to operate on.

The first surgeon, from Birmingham City Hospital, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Manchester royal infirmary responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon, from Royal Edinburgh Hospital , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from a Cardiff Hospital "You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from The Friage Northallerton shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

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Re: Surgery

Postby VincentLupo » Fri Oct 04, 2019 3:46 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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:LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Surgery

Postby tmscrapbook » Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:18 pm

So true - especially now :)

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