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PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:57 am
by Pip
Five surgeons are discussing what type of person makes the best patient to operate on.

The first surgeon, from Birmingham City Hospital, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Manchester royal infirmary responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon, from Royal Edinburgh Hospital , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from a Cardiff Hospital "You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from The Friage Northallerton shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

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There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable.

Re: Surgery

PostPosted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 3:46 am
by VincentLupo

Re: Surgery

PostPosted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:24 pm
by ctaulbee

Re: Surgery

PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:18 pm
by tmscrapbook
So true - especially now :)