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The Pope

Postby Pip » Mon May 04, 2020 9:29 am

Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy
rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"

Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we
finally get to ask him."

The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of
the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead,
Dopey, ask him, ask him!"

The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me,
young man?"

Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead
and ask.
Dopey asks, "Well, they have nuns in Alaska?"

The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others
all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the

The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues,
"Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"

To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black
nuns in Alaska, yes."

Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey,
ask him the last part!"

The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"
To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any
midget black nuns in Alaska?"

The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there
are any midget black nuns in Alaska."

At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colours, and the others start laughing,
and yelling,
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"Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"
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