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BIRTH CONTROL FOR GRANDMA

Postby Pip » Mon Jun 08, 2020 11:19 pm


The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her To bring a list Of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As The young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide As he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control Pills..

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills?

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and Patted the young Doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old Granddaughter drinks .. . . And believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night."
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Re: BIRTH CONTROL FOR GRANDMA

Postby VincentLupo » Wed Jun 10, 2020 3:34 am

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Re: BIRTH CONTROL FOR GRANDMA

Postby changijail » Tue Jun 16, 2020 1:32 pm

Good ole Gran... ;)
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