"Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'
Bob took his father's advice and as soon as he got Caroline alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Caroline and told her to put them on. Caroline said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
'Exactly,' replied Bob. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.'
Caroline paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Bob. 'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Bob.