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The milkman & the blonde8

Postby Fejinwales » Sun Oct 04, 2020 12:36 am

A milkman was doing his rounds and he came across a street that he knew was not being serviced by another dairy. So he decided to see if he could add it to his round and went from door-to-door asking if the occupants wanted him to deliver milk each morning.

Halfway down the street he knocked on a door and an incredibly beautiful blonde, wearing nothing but a negligee opened it and stood in the doorway. After a couple of seconds of stunned silence he asked her if she wanted him to deliver milk to her each day. She said that she had heard on the telly that Cleopatra had kept herself beautiful by bathing in fresh milk every day, she said that she would be very happy for him to deliver milk so she could also bathe in it to keep herself beautiful.

The milkman said that 40 gallons should be enough and then asked her, "would you like it pasteurized?" to which she replied

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