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The divorce

PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 8:17 am
by Fejinwales
One afternoon the daughter phoned up her mother in Great distress and crying out '"Mother, I'm going to get a divorce!"

The mother asked "what could possibly be so wrong with your marriage that could make you this upset?"

The daugter replied "for the past few months my husband has only been interested in having anal sex!" She continued "my arsehole used to be the size of a 5p piece, but now it's the size of a 50p!"

On hearing this the mother said "listen darling, your husband is a good and successful businessman, he's set you up in your own very successful business. You have three beautiful children who go to private schools, you have 4 cars, a second home in the country and you go on holidays four times a year to Monaco or the Algarve."

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"And you're prepared to sacrifice all of this for the sake of 45p?"

Re: The divorce

PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 8:44 am
by Pip
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Re: The divorce

PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 8:41 pm
by dirk8837
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Re: The divorce

PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 9:24 pm
by VincentLupo
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