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To the Nines (In the Oops Category...)

Postby tazz » Sat May 30, 2009 9:37 am

One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m. in the morning, jumped on Bus #99 and went to his favorite restaurant on 9th Street.

When the cashier rang up his order, it totaled $9.99.

"Oh, wow, this is an omen!" the man said, so he bought a pair of cheap binoculars at the 99¢ store, pulled out 99 cents in fares and took Bus #99 to the Race Track.

As he approached Gate No. 9, he said to the ticket agent: "I would like to bet $999.99 on Horse No. 9 in the 9th race."

"Why those particular numbers?" the ticket agent asked.

"Nine seems to be my lucky number today," the man said excitedly, "I'm really on a roll!"

Feeling confident, he sat through the first eight races until Race No. 9 came up. Sure enough, he was on a roll.

The horse came in ninth.
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Re: To the Nines (In the Oops Category...)

Postby dirk8837 » Sat May 30, 2009 4:32 pm

roflmao :LOL :Tongue2
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Postby bluenote » Sat May 30, 2009 5:43 pm

:LOL Always love a good chuckle
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Re: To the Nines (In the Oops Category...)

Postby VincentLupo » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:55 pm

:LOL :LOL

Nice Tazz
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