Important Men in a Woman's Life

The place to share funny pics, jokes and stories.

Important Men in a Woman's Life

Postby tazz » Sun May 31, 2009 10:39 am

Important Men in a Woman's Life


There are 10 very important men in a woman’s life:

Her doctor, who says: “Take your clothes off.”

Her dentist, who says: “Open wide.”

Her veterinarian, who says: “And how is your little pussy doing today?”

Her gardener, who says: “Do you want me to mulch your bush?”

Her hairdresser, who says: “Do you want it teased or blown?”

Her interior decorator, who says: “You’ll like it once it’s in.”

Her hunter, who goes deep into the bush, shoots several times, and always eats what he shoots.

Her remodeler, who says: “It fits tongue-in-groove with a little hammering.”

Her milkman, who says: “Do you want it in front or in back?”

Her banker, who says: “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.”
User avatar
tazz
Captain Caveman
Posts: 304
Topics: 153
Joined: May 12, 2009
Thanks: 59
Thanked: 30 times in 19 posts

Re: Important Men in a Woman's Life

Postby VincentLupo » Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:55 am

:LOL :LOL
Image
User avatar
VincentLupo
Panda Administrator
Posts: 5081
Topics: 115
CoverArt: 199
Joined: March 19, 2009
Thanks: 5675
Thanked: 122 times in 69 posts


Return to Side Show Detour







Similar topics

   Topic Title

   Views

   Replies

   Topic Author

   Forum Section

   Attack of the 50ft. Woman 1958 Warner Archives Scan BD    611    6    choptop    Filled Requests
   Three Men..Joke    988    3    changijail    Side Show Detour
   Always choose a woman    1288    3    Pip    Side Show Detour
   IMPORTANT!    1043    1    Pip    Announcements
   What deep thinking retired men do...........    17177    18    Pip    Frivolous Pandemonium

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 36 guests

cron