A Priest kept chickens at his village parish.
One evening the cock was missing.
At mass the priest asked, “Who has a cock?”
All the men got up.....
“No! I meant who has seen a cock?”
All the women got up....
“No, No! Who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?”
Half the women got up.
“Oh!!! For goodness sake! Who has seen my cock?”
All the nuns got up!!