Priest's Sermon

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A Priest kept chickens at his village parish.

One evening the cock was missing.

At mass the priest asked, “Who has a cock?”

All the men got up.....

“No! I meant who has seen a cock?”

All the women got up....

“No, No! Who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?”

Half the women got up.

“Oh!!! For goodness sake! Who has seen my cock?”

All the nuns got up!!

[VincentLupo]