He tells her sadly that his girlfriend just left him and, after some pressuring, admits that it was because he was just too kinky for her.
"What a coincidence!" exclaimed the woman, "My boyfriend just left me for the same reason."
The two hit it off and, after a few drinks, decided to go to her place, as it was nearest.
The woman left the man alone in the living room and disappeared into the bedroom.
After ten minutes she reappeared dressed in full leather and chains, with whip and ball gag in hand only to see the man about to leave.
"Where are you going?" she asked. "I thought you were kinky."
"I am," he replied, "I fucked your cat and just took a shit in your purse. I'm off home now."
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Gross....... .gif "LOL")
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Don't forget where he comes from........... if it moves .gif "Tazz")
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