Having Mum Over For Dinner

[VincentLupo]

HAVING MUM OVER FOR DINNER



You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...



Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,

Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate,

Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic

relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more

curious.



Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met

the eye.



Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'



About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother

came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy

ladle... You don't suppose she took it, do you?'



Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be

sure. So he sat down and wrote:



__________________________________________________________



Dear Mom,



I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not

saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that

one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.



Love, Brian

__________________________________________________________



Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that

read:

____________________________________________________



Dear Son,



I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you

'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is

sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.



Love, Mom



LESSON OF THE DAY -

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

[tazz]

hahahahahahahaha, sneaky, could be in a movie, and it would sell bigtime.....