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69 and then (Dentist)

Postby tazz » Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:11 pm

After having a very pleasant 69 with his girlfriend, Brian remembered he had a dentist appointment.

He was afraid the Dentist would notice the smell of pussy on his breath, so he brushed his teeth, used dental floss, and also used a whole bottle of Listerine.

As he arrived at the Dentist he also ate a whole packet of extra strong mints.

His turn came up and the Dentist told him to take a seat in the chair.

Feeling confident and relaxed he opened his mouth wide.

The Dentist got close and asked “So, you had a 69 before you came here eh?”

Brian exasperated asked “How did you know? Does my breath still smell like pussy?”

The Dentist replied “No... you have a skid mark on your forehead...” :Tazz :Tazz
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Re: 69 and then (Dentist)

Postby VincentLupo » Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:34 pm

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Re: 69 and then (Dentist)

Postby dirk8837 » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:53 pm

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Re: 69 and then (Dentist)

Postby Fejinwales » Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:02 pm

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