Sermon

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A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.

He said, “Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon, @*%$#@ good!”

The preacher said, “Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.”

The man said, “I was so @%*$# impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!”

The preacher said, “No @%*^?

[VincentLupo]