Vincent Lupo

[tazz]

Vincent Lupo was looking for a little "action."

He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.

Little did he know that she was darn near a nymphomaniac.

After six times having sex, she was screaming for more.

After the eighth time, Vincent Lupo told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.

On the way out, he stopped into the men's room.

He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped his pants, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find his tool.

After a couple of minutes fishing around, he finally said, "Look, it's okay. She's not here!"

[tazz]

hahahaahaha, from all people in the world, i knew, you'd digg this...

[dirk8837]

ROFLMAO

[bluenote]

Too funny

[VincentLupo]

Awesome Tazz.

[tazz]

i just knew, you could appreciate this....

but the thought crossed my mind, that i should put dirks name in it, hahahahahahah

[VincentLupo]

Hmm........Maybe you could put dirk but then you would need to change it from a Female Nymph to a Male Nymph. And to be honest you might as well just say Dirk and wans hooked up one night. Little did dirk know that wans was such a Nymph....etc.

[dirk8837]

[tazz]

omg, what did i start here....