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Sheepboy Dirk (Beer)

Postby tazz » Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:40 am

This Sheepboy Dirk and his gal walk into this bar and make their way to the back to get a table.

This gal is quite pretty and many eyes follow her to the table.

After getting seated Sheepboy Dirk tells her to go get some beers.

The gal gets up and heads towards the bar.

On the way there she is stopped by two different men, each one whispers something to her and she looks more upset each time.

When the gal gets back with the beer, cowboy Dirk asks her what that first guy had said.

She replied, "He told me he wanted to lick my breasts!"

Sheepboy Dirk starts to roll up his sleeves.

Getting angrier he asks his gal what the second guy said.

She replies, "He said he would love to turn me upside down and fill my vagina full of beer, then drink it all!"

Sheepboy Dirk then starts to roll his sleeves back down...

The gal says, "What are you doing?”



Sheepboy Dirk says, "I'm not messing with a man that can drink that much beer." :Beer
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Re: Sheepboy Dirk (Beer)

Postby dirk8837 » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:22 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
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Re: Sheepboy Dirk (Beer)

Postby VincentLupo » Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:14 pm

:O :O :O :O :O :O Good one Tazz :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Sheepboy Dirk (Beer)

Postby tazz » Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:56 pm

you seem to like, my jokes better, with a fellowmember's name of uncovered in it, lol

okay, lets see, what i can come up with, lmao ;-)
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