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Postby tazz » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:45 pm

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?

My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison.

There you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!

New teeth, no problem.

Need glasses, great.

New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THE US A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
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Re: Senior Health Care (Solution)

Postby VincentLupo » Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:40 pm

And it's true. Funny but not. :Unpleased :Unpleased :Unpleased :Unpleased :Unpleased :Unpleased
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