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The Agony Aunt

Postby Pip » Mon Jul 04, 2016 8:59 pm



Dear Agony Aunt,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning and when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It's so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job 15 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.


All he does all day is smoke cigars, play golf, cruise around and shoot ball with his buddies and has sex with hookers, while I work so hard to pay our bills. Since our daughter went away to college and then got married he doesn't even pretend to like me, and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed: Confused


Dear Confused:



Grow up and dump him. You don't need him anymore!
Good grief woman, you're running for President of the United States!

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Re: The Agony Aunt

Postby Wrench » Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:52 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby chouette » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:25 am

I almost choked!

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Re: The Agony Aunt

Postby Pip » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:27 am

I thought as it's July 4th...

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:LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby chouette » Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:31 am

Oh for goodness sakes... :P
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Postby Fogdude » Mon Jul 11, 2016 10:07 pm

I must constrain myself & reserve comment. I'm already on too many lists.
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