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cucumber,pickle, and dick, in disussion

Postby tazz » Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:45 pm

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber says "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says,


"You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over myself and pass out!"
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Re: cucumber,pickle, and dick, in disussion

Postby VincentLupo » Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:59 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: cucumber,pickle, and dick, in disussion

Postby dirk8837 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:31 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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