Tazz's Wife

[tazz]

Tazz had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man of Your House.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
“From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.”

“You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.”

“After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.”

“Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.”

“You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.”

“Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?”


Tazz's wife replied,
“The fucking funeral director would be my first guess.”

[GRINCH]

[VincentLupo]

[dirk8837]

[wansbrough]

You are messing with fire Tazz

[VincentLupo]

Who's Fire?

[tazz]

i knew, wansbrough, you little devil you, hahahahahahahahahahahaha,

was trying, to look for the limit, vincent and dirk, appreciated it, in the past,,,

but going to seek revanche mate......

[wansbrough]

i knew, wansbrough, you little devil you, hahahahahahahahahahahaha,

was trying, to look for the limit, vincent and dirk, appreciated it, in the past,,,

but going to seek revanche mate......

I have no idea what you are on about Tazz
Bring it on my good friend
Don't forget we are in control......

[tazz]

lol, didnt mean anything by it, wansbrough, i know, i would be pulling the shortest stick here.....
just messing around a bit, you of all people wouldnt mind, would you....


you started some funny threads yourselfs....

or am i souding like a suckup now???
hahahahahahahahahaha

[wansbrough]

I am playing Tazz
Stop being so sensitive!!!

[tazz]

what can i say, i am sensitive bloke, hehehehe

lol and didnt you think i knew that, wans...
just wanted a reaktion....