Warning To Women

[zanadu]

> WARNING TO WOMEN!!
>
> You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
> removed by black-market organ thieves.
>
> My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.. I went
> to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that
> quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs
> were these and what happened to mine?
>
> I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
>
> Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in
> jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
>
> My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains
> to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.
> But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my
> original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long
> skirts.
>
> Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.
> One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of
> my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This
> was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a
> time.
>
> What could they do to me next?
>
> When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey
> neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell
> the coffee! Those 'plastic ' surgeons are using REAL replacement body
> parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has
> something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
>
> THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
>
> WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
>
> P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in
> bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to
> see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep
> them hidden in my waistband.
>
> Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day -
> with a joy filled heart.
>
> P.P.S. - These same thieves came into my closet and shrank my clothes!
> How do they do it????
>
> Just thought you should know.

[VincentLupo]

[dirk8837]

[tazz]

hehehehehe, a nice view,,,
aint life a bitch