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Drunk (Foot)

Postby tazz » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:50 pm

A drunk says to the bartender, "I want a woman!"

So, the bartender gives him directions to the local brothel.

The customer was so drunk, he misreads the directions and accidentally goes into the office of a foot doctor.

The receptionist at the counter asks, "Can I help you?"

"Yes, I want some service," states the drunk.

She sends him to one of the examination rooms and tells him to put it on the table.

The drunk goes in and places his manhood on the exam table.

When the doctor comes in, the startled podiatrist sees the man's member on the table and she says, "That's not a foot!"

The drunk replies, "Give it time, lady, give it time." :Dum
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Re: Drunk (Foot)

Postby wansbrough » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:52 pm

I miss you Tazz!!!! You little streamer!!!
Life is like a toilet-paper roll, It starts spinning a lot faster towards the end of the roll..
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Re: Drunk (Foot)

Postby VincentLupo » Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:06 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Drunk (Foot)

Postby dirk8837 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:13 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: Drunk (Foot)

Postby tazz » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:16 pm

oi, wans, but i still look for nicer covers, to make my dvdcabinet look nicer, lolol ;-) ;-)
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