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This is your Captain speaking

Postby Pip » Thu May 28, 2015 7:53 pm

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and.....
OH, MY GOD !'

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'



One Irish passenger yelled....

'For f*#k's sake ........ You should see the back of mine!'
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Re: This is your Captain speaking

Postby ctaulbee » Thu May 28, 2015 7:58 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Postby BajeeZa » Fri May 29, 2015 2:06 am

:LOL :LOL
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Re: This is your Captain speaking

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:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: This is your Captain speaking

Postby bankska22 » Fri May 29, 2015 4:22 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL ;)
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:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
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Re: This is your Captain speaking

Postby sam » Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:34 pm

:LOL :LOL :LOL

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