The Welfare Office

by **Pip** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:55 am

A tattooed young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front
teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the local
welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and
said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a
job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for
nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just
got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012
Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of The long
hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter
on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will
also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her urges as the
daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it."