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Deadly chase

Postby Pip » Sun Mar 13, 2016 9:26 pm

A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah.

While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, “I’ll bet the antelope gets away.”

The wife answered, “If that antelope survives this one, I’ll give you sex every day for the rest of your life.”

The deadly chase was recorded.


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Re: Deadly chase

Postby dirk8837 » Mon Mar 14, 2016 12:04 am

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Re: Deadly chase

Postby Wrench » Mon Mar 14, 2016 2:33 am

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Re: Deadly chase

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Re: Deadly chase

Postby ctaulbee » Mon Mar 14, 2016 11:12 am

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