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Postby Pip » Sat Oct 03, 2020 12:58 pm

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever lived on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Trumps clock?' asked the man.

St. Peter replied,
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Re: Heavenly clocks

Postby VincentLupo » Sat Oct 03, 2020 6:20 pm

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Re: Heavenly clocks

Postby Fejinwales » Sun Oct 04, 2020 12:12 am

:LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL :LOL
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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